DELICACIES


lolrenaynay:

w0rstbehavii0r:

heyyitsraniel:

torn-by-dreams:

purple-is-the-new-red:

mcsprankles:

bettycrockersbitch:

debbiemoonpieslaststand:

bile2:

dmthx4:

stop this man

im calling the fucking cops

i have obama on the phone

what

At first, I thought he was just gonna scoop some ice cream onto bread. But then

Seriously how did he figure this out

moosetracks bread

cookies n’ cream bread

strawberry bread

mint chocolate chip bread

our time has come

God bless this man

omg yas

I love how he looks like he’s about to fucking cry at the end. 

(Source: damionjunior, via thehappyplasticcup)

— 1 month ago with 134487 notes
"A rich guy, a white guy and a black guy sit down at a table together. There’s a plate of 12 cookies, the rich guy grabs 11 of them and says to the white guy “watch out, that black guy’s trying to steal your cookie”."
The link between class & race and how racial resentment has been used to divide the middle and working class in the U.S (via culturedecay)

(via thehappyplasticcup)

— 2 months ago with 109203 notes

sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

(Source: sixpenceee, via thehappyplasticcup)

— 3 months ago with 451951 notes

notahoe:

there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds 

(Source: cyberho, via vriginsuicides)

— 3 months ago with 79579 notes

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via vriginsuicides)

— 5 months ago with 387541 notes
"I drank to drown my sorrows, but the damned things learned how to swim."
Frida Kahlo (via ultragroovy)

(Source: quotes-shape-us, via vriginsuicides)

— 5 months ago with 15693 notes